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* There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.
* Jokes About Aging Things that you buy now won't wear out.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.
* You can sing along with elevator music.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.
* Your eyes won't get too much worse.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "
* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
* No one expects you to run -- anywhere. You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
* You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
* Jokes About Aging Things that you buy now won't wear out.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.
* You can sing along with elevator music.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.
* Your eyes won't get too much worse.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "
* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
* No one expects you to run -- anywhere. You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
* You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
