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Siglets of the day

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1 Siglets of the day on Fri 5 Sep - 20:44

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.


Bumper Stickers...
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.


Work...
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.

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2 Re: Siglets of the day on Fri 5 Sep - 20:46

Work...
Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an
improvement upon the silence.

One-Liners...
Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's
Island.

Quotes...
Pre-menstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave
the way men do all the time.
-Heinlein

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3 Re: Siglets of the day on Fri 5 Sep - 20:52

'You can't open the door unless it is closed to begin with.'
--Matthew Lange AKA Shadyman

Work...
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.

Politics...
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the
means he uses to frighten you."
--Eric Hoffer

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4 Re: Siglets of the day on Thu 30 Oct - 11:51

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.


Webbies...

Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in
line 0200:103F


Quotes...

Give me a place to stand on and I will move the earth. -
Archimedes, Greek mathematician

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5 Re: Siglets of the day on Thu 30 Oct - 11:55

One-Liners...
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two
people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a
five-year-old can do it.



Have you hugged your tree today?


Quotes...
"No tendency is quite so strong in human nature as the desire
to lay down rules of conduct for other people."
-- William Howard Taft

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