http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/-t1.htm Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:53:56 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/13/16/06/i_logo.png http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/-t1.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/siglets-of-the-day-t83.htm Zippyster

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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.]]> The Comedy Forum Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:44:37 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/siglets-of-the-day-t83.htm#88 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/siglets-of-the-day-t83.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/coping-diet-t134.htm Zippyster Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss Afternoon Snack The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips Dinner 4 glasses of wine (red or ... The Comedy Forum Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:53:56 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/coping-diet-t134.htm#150 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/coping-diet-t134.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/halloween-humour-t133.htm Zippyster A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP.. . BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.. FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs ... The Comedy Forum Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:11:05 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/halloween-humour-t133.htm#148 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/halloween-humour-t133.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/importance-of-walking-t93.htm Zippyster Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go ... The Comedy Forum Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:06:35 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/importance-of-walking-t93.htm#101 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/importance-of-walking-t93.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/how-to-clean-your-house-t91.htm Zippyster Just want to know why I wasn't let in on this little secret before? NOT FAIR! :-) HOW TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE 1. Open a new file on your computer. 2. Name it 'Housework.' 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?' ... The Comedy Forum Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:59:53 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/how-to-clean-your-house-t91.htm#99 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/how-to-clean-your-house-t91.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/singles-ad-t90.htm Zippyster This has got to be one of the best Singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from ... The Comedy Forum Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:57:49 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/singles-ad-t90.htm#98 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/singles-ad-t90.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/an-important-medical-alert-t89.htm Zippyster The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the ... The Comedy Forum Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:51:39 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/an-important-medical-alert-t89.htm#97 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/an-important-medical-alert-t89.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/bath-tub-test-t82.htm Zippyster Bath Tub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the ... The Comedy Forum Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:42:28 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/bath-tub-test-t82.htm#87 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/bath-tub-test-t82.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/hymn-365-t81.htm Zippyster Hymn #365 This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it ... The Comedy Forum Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:37:35 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/hymn-365-t81.htm#86 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/hymn-365-t81.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/perks-of-being-over-the-hill-t66.htm Zippyster * There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way. * Jokes About Aging Things that you buy now won't wear out. * Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. * You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge. * Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off. * You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room. * Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't ... The Comedy Forum Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:23:39 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/perks-of-being-over-the-hill-t66.htm#70 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/perks-of-being-over-the-hill-t66.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/30-lines-to-make-you-smile-t38.htm Zippyster 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk ... The Comedy Forum Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:37:06 GMT http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/30-lines-to-make-you-smile-t38.htm#42 http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/30-lines-to-make-you-smile-t38.htm http://recipefun.forumotion.net/the-comedy-forum-f44/daily-humourscope-t37.htm Zippyster
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